I spout a lot of shite on here really, much of it unimportant and very unfunny – the rest tends to sound important but has little substance. Here is where I will add various words I create or steal along the way.

Cesculation: ['to Cesculate‘. ‘Oh the Barcelona press are Cesculating again’. ‘The Cesculating b*stards!!!!!’ After years of made up stories, each claiming that Cesc Fabregas is on his way out of the club and most commonly involving Barcelona or some other scummy Spanish club involving the scummy Spanish press, this name was thought up. There is a long summer ahead full of this ‘Cesculation’ and I’m looking forward to throwing every single insult possible at Barcelona and their press printing chums.

Yeah… and thats about it so far.

©®™ – don’t steal the words without consent. This one thing is the only thing ive ever thought up, ever, let me have my moment.