Hello there my little chicks and cocks.

Ive been really busy in the past few days so I have not spoken about the Burnley game at all, I was disappointed to say the least but its not the end of the world, nobody can say they didn’t expect it really.

We have a decent run of fixtures now though and first up is Hull, who of course, beat us 2-1 at home last season. Not funny. When we won with a reverse of that scoreline (I think) in the FA Cup Phil Brown decided to claim our captain spat at him.

As he is missing tomorrow I want every single one of our players to walk out onto that Emirates turf tomorrow and put every fiber of their being into smashing his team into oblivion just to see his orange weasel face look like his passing a football sized kidney stone.

The guy makes my skin crawl and I hope everyone at the game sings this loud and proud. cheers, ‘holic:

They couldn’t see the spit, when they went to look for it,

‘Cause Brown, he lied, that tosser, Horton too,

So we’ll enjoy this show, and the sickly orange glow

For the last time, ’cause you’re getting sacked, you two.

And always look on the bright side of life…

Always look on the right side of life…

All the spitty stuff aside its a game we can’t afford to slip up in. Cesc has been ruled out for 8 to 10 days with his hamstring injury leaving us with 5 first teamers, the kit man, boot cleaner, Pat Rice, Steve Bould and the boss to make up the starting eleven.

Work commitments mean I will miss the game but i’ll be sure to catch it on MOTD, I get home at half eleven so I will just catch us in our usual slot…

Now, time to sleep.