Someone with an awful lot of time on their hands has created something of a monster… a game where you can be Adebayor.

You basically have to run, stamp on van Persie’s head and then slide to your knees in-front of the Arsenal fans, give it a try, for some reason I didn’t seem to do very well…

Find it here.

I could preach about this game and moan about stamping on someones head whilst proceeding to piss off a whole bunch of Arsenal fans but hey, if it was the reverse, stamping on Ade’s head im sure we would love it.

Or swerving a car with Cashley in off the road.

Now thats an idea….

Hmm