Dear Sirs,

It would be greatly appreciated if just for once, you managed to keep all of Arsenal FC’s players fit during the international breaks. So many times have we had to put up with injuries caused from international duty that myself and many other Arsenal fans are starting to feel slightly aggrieved at just how often it occurs.

As you are probably aware, we are at a vital juncture in our season and it would be really really nice of you not to break any more of our good players. If you continue to do so may you all be haunted by the guilt you will no doubt feel when another of our valuable players lies screaming on the floor. Make sure we do not have anymore injuries you bastards.

Kindest regards

Goonblogger

Not only has Bendtner been injured, now Van Persie and Abou Diaby have been struck down with the Arsenal international break curse that has already seen Theo Walcott out of action for months. Van Persie has a groin injury and that will probably rule him out of the Man City game and thus making him a major doubt for the midweek game against Villarreal. Diaby has picked up a hip injury and i would put money on not seeing him for at least another month, its probably another of these 3 day/5 day/10 day/3 month injuries. I am not a happy chappy.

In slightly happier news Rosicky is nearing a return for the reserves – fantastic news. Lets hope he does not get any more niggles.

The media are making something out of nothing when they claim that Van Persie could be on the way out. Let me pick out a few quotes:

“I’m still in negotiations with Arsenal, and it’s going well – in a very positive atmosphere”

“Financially Arsenal’s last offer is fine, but that isn’t everything for me. It’s about my ambitions and how they can be fulfilled.

“The club and I want the same, and it’s our intention to achieve that.”

What is wrong with that? What from that do these cretins come up with headlines suggesting Van Persie is off in the summer? Bloody hell.

Here is another example of the cretins thinking they are onto a story ‘

Walcott at England training… even though the Arsenal star isn’t in Capello’s squad!!!

Do they not realise that England’s training ground is also Arsenal’s? What do players do when they are not away getting crocked on international duty…. train?

Total and utter morons, the lot of them.

Ivan Gazidis has been talking about the future of Cesc and he is confident he will be here for a fair while yet, as i also am. He has just been made club captain, he is loved by many many thousands of people here and he is at one of Europe’s elite clubs. There will always be rumours flying around about him but i think we just have to get used to it, some of the stories are even slightly humorous thanks to the News Of The World.

Thats all for now, don’t fall for too many jokes today!

’til tomorrow.